Silly Girls & Double Standards
08-02-10




Okay, so I'm used to hearing some whiny girls fuss: “OMG I HATE BOYS! OMG BOYS SUCK! OMG BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA!” Then, like flies on waste, out of NOWHERE the chorus chimes in: “MMHMM YOU KNOW IT! THEY ARE JUST WORTHLESS, USELESS, HEARTLESS MORONS. I DON'T NEED A MAN. WHO NEEDS 'EM?” However, in the last two weeks, it's been a sort of open season on men. Tonight, I just came to look at my newsfeed on Facebook, and there's like THREE GIRLS DOWNRIGHT BASHING MEN, TOTALLY UNRELATED INCIDENTS, AT ONCE.

Okay, so all this is wrong, but it's good and fine. However, let a male try something about a dang female, and all the sudden he's a jerk, an ass, sexist, chauvinist, a Nazi, a communist, a baby killer, a puppy smotherer, a kitten killer, and anything else horrible he can be labeled as. Then he's blackballed from the dating community, and before long, he's executed by lethal injection, if he's lucky. One way or another, a woman will kill him most likely. Hell, just ask my dad (RIP)... (Of course, I spoke out once anyway ;) http://boholt.com/vday.htm )

Anyway... jokes aside... and this does not apply to all females. God bless those of you with a good head on your shoulder. Let's get to my point:

Girls: Listen up, and LISTEN WELL. I'm sure, when you were dating the said loser who got your panties all in a wad, there was someone who told you not to date him, probably a guy friend who really liked you but you thought of as “just a friend”. I bet someone told you there were red flags. I bet a brother, sister, aunt, uncle, father, or someone told you to proceed with caution. Obviously, you didn't listen. Then, when some boy who you mistook as man broke your heart, you illogically decided to hate anything that has a Y chromosome. However, this pattern seems to repeat. (The flip-side to this scenario is maybe a girl is bi-polar and the man really didn't do anything wrong, but he was dealing with Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde... I've seen that one before too... but for the sake of this point, we're going to assume all parties are mentally stable!)

I have been in love a handful of times in my life. I treated those women like princesses. I loved her, and I behaved exactly as I was taught by my father and how a man shout treat a lady. Treat a lady with respect. Put her needs before yours. Take care of her. Surprise her. Make her feel special, needed, and loved... Well guess what? That's not good enough either. Security, stability, and what makes a man a man has become boooooring or something to many of our female friends who would rather have a guy to fuss about who does NOT do things things instead of dating one who DOES do these things. So, guess what? Yep! My heart, and tons of guy's hearts, was stabbed with a dull knife too, broken, and left without care. Now, I know some of you are gasping, but it's true! Guess what, girls? Men fall in love too, and little things supposedly made of “sugar and spice and everything nice” can be waaaay more cutthroat & hatefull and cruel than any man that I know! Hey, if you don't believe me, go watch how 7th and 8th grade girls treat the boys in their classes... brutal... However, the funny thing is, I have had many, many women agree with me on this!

Have I been bitter about it? You bet your sweet little tail I have been. Do I hate females? No! There were times when it was hard not to, but I had to look to my brain instead of my heart and illogical, misplaced anger. I haven't given up on finding the right one, marrying her, and coming home to something a lot better than a damn lonely, empty house every day after work! … but I'm tired of girls being able to sit around and generalize all males into a certain category yet we have to take an unfair wrap and get criticized ourselves for pointing these things out. It sucks.

Anyway... Put this modern-day crap out of the way. It takes a MAN AND A WOMAN to start a family, and a stable household has a mother and a father, to raise the kids together. Man and woman need one another. God designed us this way for a reason. I trust His judgement a lot better than mine, and I certainly trust it more than some dope-smokin', tree-huggin', free love-makin' hippie idea from the morally-bankrupt ideas hallucinated up in the 60s during some damn acid trips.... I still have the right to believe that and come to those conclusions, right? I'm not sure if Obama and Congress has taken that liberty away yet... Hell, this may be a “thought crime” or something... and yes, there was a “thought crimes” bill proposed... not kidding on that one...

Again, to all you good women out there, God bless you. There's a host of men out there who surely appreciate you, need you, and we love you for loving us. To all you disgruntled girls out there, try picking yourselves up. Try something new. Insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results! If you dated a loser, learn which qualities (or lack thereof) to avoid next time! We are thinking creatures with brains. God gave us those brains for a reason. When the brain and the heart can work together, you may be surprised what happiness you can find. That's what we all ultimately want. Stop lumping all males together. A joke is a joke, but I know many of you who are as serious as can be and actually think this misguided way.

Okay, so that rant was all over the place... but it's off my chest now. ;)
 

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