Comcast
March 10, 2011
To
the tune of Michael Jackson's Ben
Comcast, the two of
us must be no more! Dealing with you always makes me sore!
With
your lackluster service, pay more but I get less, no pictures I can
see on my analog TV.
(chorus: On analog TV)
Comcast, my signal
strength is everywhere. (chorus: everywhere) The way you treat me is
so unfair! (chorus: so unfair) With your darn monopoly, I'd pray for
Knology. U-Verse may be the way, I'm ditching you today.
(Chorus:
I'm ditching you today)
You claim to be,
ISP, but you're down, constantly.
(Chorus: You claim to be, ISP,
but you're down, constantly)
Comcast, some people
think that you're not gay. (chorus: You're not gay) I don't listen to
a word they say! (chorus: Word they say)
They don't know you as I
do, I pray they won't have to!
I'm sure they'd think again, and
wish you had never been.
(chorus: Not been)
Not been.
(chorus:
Not been)
Not been.
